First Successful Underwater Man-Monkey Brain Blend

Nov 29

thedailywhat:

This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Can’t be bothered to spend two hours in a hot box full of moist preteens perpetually screaming at the top of their lungs, but still want to know what all the sparkling fuss is about? Jack Douglass has got your back with a minute-long abbreviation of New Moon that covers all major plot points (or lack thereof).

Spoiler Alert: Twilight blows.

[via.]

Also: the only New Moon review that matters.

yrouel:

Apple of Death (via xorsyst)

More and more and even more.

Also: Skull-A-Day.

“Hey, you know something people? I’m not black, but there’s a whole lots a times I wish I could say I’m not white.” ~ Frank Zappa: Musician, Activist, Smoker, Fucking Genius (via monkeyinmyhead)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

beampath:

Heart - Heartless

beampath:

fuckyeahzappa:

(3834) Zappafrank was discovered by L. Brozek on May 11 1980 and named in honor of Frank Zappa. Little is known of its physical properties, but it is thought to be between four and eight miles in diameter. Its orbit is elliptical and approximately 4.08 years in duration, 193 million miles at perihelion and 282 million miles at aphelion. The first diagram, above left, shows the orbit of Zappafrank relative to Earth , Mars, and Jupiter. The two images on the right were taken on March 10 1996 by D. di Cicco and show the relative motion of Zappafrank over a period of one hour. This information was extracted from copyrighted material produced by the Central Bureau for Astronomical Telegrams (CBAT) and the Minor Planet Center (MPC).

(3834) Zappafrank is one of the Rock & Roll Minor Planets.
(via http://www.zappa.com/fz/randomonium/index.html)

I had the tiniest of parts in this. Before the asteroid was considered John Scialli was publicly wondering (alt.fan.frank-zappa, in 1994 can you dig it?) if they could get one of the 3 extra-solar plantes around pulsar PSR1247+12. These really are the first planets discovered outside the solar system. At the time, I followed the nets, listened heavily to Frank and happen to be the only graduate student of the guy that discovered the as yet un-named pulsar planets ;) Ultimately the answer was no (boring). I’m sure 3834 Zappafrank has better vibes on it anyway.

Awesome. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3834_Zappafrank

Nov 28

fuckyeahzappa:

beampath:

adamquinn:

Frank Zappa explains the decline of the music business and masturbation

nice

BTW:

Hello There

beampath:

fuckyeahzappa:

So, I’ve come across loads and loads and loads of Zappa stuff that I keep on reblogging here because it’s amazing, and I keep coming across all these really stupid “fuckyeah*insertitemofspamhere*” blogs. So I chose to fight fire with Zappa. Love it or Hate it, here it is.

well fuck yeah ;)

+1

“My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.” Frank Zappa (via onlyapril) (via fuckyeahzappa)

Superstar (The Carpenters cover)

More Sonic Youth | More and more covers.

First Successful Underwater Man-Monkey Brain Blend

Goes great with Vodka. But the Monkey can't stop snorting the jellyfish! Every night I have this dream and wake up crying.

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